A baby was born very tiny
Who was also extremely whiny
Mom & Dad Goldstein were informed
'You're baby's slightly deformed
Their private parts are inside their heinie'
A week passed, people kept asking 'What's this?
Can't tell if its a bro or a sis'
Until Bubbe Sarah said 'Get the moil!
Dis bubeleh's a boy, not a goil!'
Which they did, had a lovely bris