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I know a strange man named Marvin

Each Thanksgiving a turkey he's carvin'

Pictures? He'd tweet it 

But he never would eat it

He'd say 'Eat a turkey? I'd rather be starvin'!'

Marvin kicks it up a notch, Bam!

Instead of turkey, he was carvin' a ham

But, he still was a jerk, he

Said 'Though it's not a turkey 

Down my throat, this ham you won't cram!'

Everyone was concerned Marvin would starve 

Then we heard from his brother Harv 

Harv said 'Didn't he tell you?

Marvin's now a Jew 

Now he won't eat anything that's not parve!'

For Marvin's birthday, I got tickets for him

To see a concert at the Forum

But he couldn't go 

How was I to know?

That night was the first night of Purim?