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If there's one thing we can say about Donald Trump

Whether you love him or hate him

I think we all would agree he has a very big ego

That being true, get ready for some changes next year

The following change will take effect the day Trump

becomes President in January 79. What? S/B 2025, right?

Wrong. Trump has decided to change what year it is.

He was born in 1946, which will now be the year 0

1947 will now be the year 1 A.T. (After Trump), 1945

will be 1 B.T. (Before Trump), and so on. There will be

a grace period; any person found not in compliance 

after that shall be subject to a fine and/or imprisonment

Some of you may be saying 'No way! This'll never happen!'

Did you ever think a man like Donald Trump would be 

elected President? Twice? As for myself, life is too short 

to get crazy over it. Like Prince said 'I'm gonna party

like it's 53!' (A.T.)