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There once was a man named Adam

Who needed it bad, so he called a madam

Asked 'Can I get a ho 

Who's never had the big O?

The madam said 'Sorry, all my hos already had 'em!'

Adam said 'What you say is making me grieve 

It's a hard thing for me to believe 

Last time I was there saw 

A girl, so innocent and pure..'

The madam said 'You must be talking about Eve'

'You're right, Eve is innocent and pure

But she don't work here no more

Here's her number, you can call her

She got a job in the mall, er...

She works in the Apple store'

Adam called her, said 'This may sound funny 

But Eve, I don't got any money 

Money don't grow on trees

Would it be possible? Please

Can you get me something from Apple, honey?'

Eve said 'You sound like a nice man

Get you something from Apple? I can

But there's something you must understand 

If I do that, from here I'll be banned'

Eve did it anyway, led to the Fall of Man