There was a young guy from Guyana
Who enjoyed sucking on a banana
It was on his agenda
To live as a transgender
He now is a gal, name is Ana
There was a man from Argentina
Who fell in love with a gal named Lena
With her he was flirty
His house, it was dirty
Since he's been with Lena, it's never been cleaner
If you are straight or you are bi
It's hard to live well in Uruguay
I can't tell you why
You can if you try
If it don't satisfy, move to Paraguay