There was a man from NY
His ex-girlfriend he started to stalk
She told him to stop
Or she'd call a cop
He said 'You talk the talk, but don't walk the walk'
He didn't realize, this dumb stalker
His ex-girlfriend was a native New Yorker
She didn't sit home and sob
She had a friend in the Mob
Eventually, the stalker's body was outlined in chalk, er..
Women, there are few things scarier
No, I'm not talking about an STD carrier
Than a man who'll harass
So, please watch your ass
They're all over the Tri-State area
I believe that my advice
Is advice you need not think twice
Make it one of your goals
Stay away from a-holes
Try to meet someone who's nice