Women, this PSA’s for you

There was a man from NY

His ex-girlfriend he started to stalk

She told him to stop 

Or she'd call a cop

He said 'You talk the talk, but don't walk the walk'

 

He didn't realize, this dumb stalker 

His ex-girlfriend was a native New Yorker

She didn't sit home and sob

She had a friend in the Mob

Eventually, the stalker's body was outlined in chalk, er..

 

Women, there are few things scarier

No, I'm not talking about an STD carrier

Than a man who'll harass

So, please watch your ass

They're all over the Tri-State area

 

I believe that my advice

Is advice you need not think twice

Make it one of your goals

Stay away from a-holes

Try to meet someone who's nice 

 

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