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More South of the Equator
I knew a gal from Ecuador
She had been my favorite whore
But then she started charging too much
I mean, even for a touch
The gal from Ecuador's not my favorite whore no more
I knew a gal from Venezuela
Who got engaged to a sailor
She said 'Honey, can you please
Stop sailing the seven seas?'
He said 'No, don't worry, I'll still email ya'
The final country I've chosen
It's a country? A continent? Who knows? And
The number who go there are few
If you go, a word of warning to you
Dress warm. In Antarctica, it's frozen!
