I am too fat, don't feel so great
My doctor said 'You should lose weight'
When he said that, I start to cry
I like ice cream and pie
Ice cream and pie, every morn
Ice cream and pie, before dawn
Ice cream and pie, doctor warn
Lose weight or I will die
Ice cream and pie, I like a bunch
I have it every day for lunch
I cannot stop, it's what I want
In any restaurant
Ice cream and pie, tastes so good
Ice cream and pie, stop? I should
Ice cream and pie, I'm obsessed
I love it, it's the best
The other day, I don't know why
I ran out of ice cream and pie
I asked my wife, could not deny
Stole my ice cream and pie
Ice cream and pie, her face turned red
Ice cream and pie, from blood she shed
Ice cream and pie, now she is dead
Shot her between the eyes