You wake up
Then you look down
The sheet is wet and
What's that on your tushy?
It's mushy and brown
Yeah, I'm gross
I'm disgusting and fat
You're thinking
How does he get away
With saying stuff like that?
You know, many people ask me
Why I have to be so obscene?
No, they never have seen
Someone so nasty and mean
Well, they never met Trump
Never met Trump
To conclusions I jump
I'm such a chump
Trump!