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I know a man named Moe

He's married to Billie Joe

Each time he wants to make love to his wife 

She'll say 'Not on your life'

Moe got so frustrated he called a ho

Moe called a ho named Belle

Said 'Let's meet in a hotel'

Belle said 'Fine

Let's meet at nine 

Tell me what hotel, that would be swell'

Moe said 'Tell you what hotel? I can't, no

I'll tell you why, so you know

The reason is clear 

Because I fear, dear  

You might tell my wife Billie Joe'

Belle said 'Moe, what the hell? 
You can't tell me, Belle, what hotel?

Moe, you're so strange 

We better arrange

To meet, Moe, in the No Tell Motel!'