My Ma and Pa never got along
It was clear to see, of course
After forty years of misery
They agreed to a divorce
After living in Boston for forty years
My Ma had no regrets
She moved to Pennsylvania
Bye to Massachusetts
While it may not be apparent
Though Pennsylvania's not too far
I now have my Ma living in PA
While my Pa still lives in MA
If you think that's crazy
She's now thinking of moving to Nebraska
That would be insane, Ma in PA,NE?
Better check she's AK aka Alaska
Spoke to Ma, she's thinking to move back to Massachusetts
I love her no matter what state she's in
It would be nice if she did return to Massachusetts
I'd have my Ma back, Ma back in MA again
I hope to God that she wouldn't move again
I'd hate for her to move to Michigan
If she moved to Michigan, I'd never get to see her
Why? Because then she'd..omg! be Ma MA MI, uh..