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Lois gets to know us
Lois Lane and Clark Kent
Made plans to go to dinner
At a fancy restaurant
Which is what they both want
But Clark told Lois
'Sorry, I can't
But I know someone who can
My friend Superman'
Superman and Lois Lane
Went on a date
It went great
After Superman and Lois Lane
Went to Lovers Lane
Lol. What the hell?
Things didn't turn out well
Yes, Superman is strong as acid
But he actually is very flaccid
Isn't Superman more powerful than a locomotive?
Yes, that he be
Unfortunately, omg
Superman suffers from E.D.
Lois thought Superman can, but he can't
Lois Lane should go out with Perry White
That would be outta sight
You know what they say, right?
Once you go White, you know you done right!
