If you are a human
I'm talking to you, man
Oh, this also applies
If you are a woman
Scientifically speaking
Wonder if you know
You're a Homo Sapiens
I checked it, yes it's so
I think that's so great
But I wanna know
What if you are straight?
Why you called Homo?
To all of my gay friends
I'll say this clear and loud
I am a Hetero Sapiens!
Of that I am so proud