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There once was a man named Al

Who at work, sat next to a sexy gal

Her name was Sue

All day this he'd do

Think about her having sex with you, Al

The problem was his lust

Al needed to control it, he must

He blamed Sue

'It's her fault too

Can't help but stare at her 40D bust!'

Sue needed someone to advise her

So she spoke with her supervisor 

What her supervisor said

Caused Sues face to turn red

His words, they so surprised her

He said 'Stop wearing that low-cut dress

Do I find it sexy? Take a guess

This has got to stop

Now Sue, go get a mop

I just came on the floor, it's a mess!'

Sue said 'No, I won't clean the floor

I say to you and Al, I ain't your whore

Me, you both sexually harass

I'm gonna sue both your ass

You'll both get fired, won't work here no more!'

So Sue sued, that was back in September 

The case came to court in December 

She lost the case 'cause the judge inquired 

Neither Al or her supervisor could be fired

Hey, they're covered, asbestos I remember..