Someone help me, someone please
Help me right away!
I'm begging you, I'm on my knees
My girlfriend's acting cray
What is the source
Of her emotional distress?
She asked me a question
Assumed I would say yes
She said 'We've been together for so long
I think we've reached the stage
Honey, marry..wanna?
If you're not otherwise engaged'
What did she just ask me?
I think my girlfriend's buggin'
Honey, marijuana?? Told her 'No!'
I just say no to druggin'!