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A gal named Myrna
There once was a gal named Myrna
Who looked like Tina Turner
They looked so much alike
That actually one time Ike
Said 'Myrna, for you I really yearn, uh..'
Myrna's favorite lunch was whole wheat and tuna
Her favorite place to eat it was a diner in Altoona
One time she went there and found out
No whole wheat and tuna, they ran out
She said 'If I knew, wouldn't have come
You shouled've called me sooner!'
Myrna died recently, was sad to learn
Was cremated, is in an urn
Been years since I seen her
Did she still resemble Tina?
Both were stars, Myrna, the one who burn
