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Here's a story that will 

Surely break your heart 

But I don't want to put

The horse before the cart

As I'm sure you know

The horse came before the car

Unlike a car, a horse has no gas 

So it couldn't go very far

Someone had a good idea 

Add something to the horse's feed

So that the horse could go far

This would be what they need

They added a can of beans 

After they digest it

The horse would start, you know

I'm sure you know, you guessed it

The horse would start to fart

Farting like you've never seen

But nobody complained

'Cause the horse had gas o line

Now the horse could race

Faster than a car

But only for a brief amount of time

And still couldn't go as far

What am I trying to say here?

What brilliant point am I making?

I wish I knew, don't have a clue 

Must be the drugs I'm taking!