This doesn't happen all the time
But when you die it happens often
You're buried six feet underground
You're buried in a coffin
May be too late to give a crap
But if a crap you already gave
You may have a gravestone
Put on top your grave
It may say 'Here lies YOUR NAME'
Plus for whatever it is worth
It may say undeneath your name
The year of your birth
Also, if someone cares to know
When you took your last breath
Your gravestone will also show
The year of your death
You might've been an honest person
Won't matter, listen to me
Your gravestone will still have those words
For everyone to see
What words? 'Here lies YOUR NAME!'
Here lies? That's slander, my friend
Thought your problems would be over when you die?
Your problems never end!