Have you ever wondered
Why the world is such a mess?
Well, you've come to the right place
Have the answer for you, yes
It goes back to the beginning
The Book of Genesis
I'm gonna tell you what happened
What happened is this
God said to Adam
'I'll start with you first
Don't want you to be lonely
That would be the worst'
'I'm adding to your life a partner
She's a woman named Eve
You can be together the rest of your life
You she'll never leave'
Then God said to Adam & Eve
'Go forth and multiply'
So Eve had Cain & Abel
Cain didn't like Abel, made him die
God didn't like Cain
For how he was acting
Told him 'Now you're less one brother. Watch it
Could be you, the second I'm subtracting'
Hope this isn't too confusing
Let's review, gals snd guys
Adam went first, God was adding
Adam & Eve, 'Go forth and multiply'
God told Cain he was the second
'I'm subtracting', that's what I heard
We now know who went first, forth and second
Who the heck went third?
That's exactly why the world's a mess
A crazy mixed-up place
But what do I know? I Don't Know's at third
And Who? He's on first base!!