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I had hot date with a gal once

This gal had everything

She also had a reputation

If you wanted some, she was a sure thing

After the hot date

We ended up back at her place, in bed

I was having a great time

When all of a sudden she said 

'Oww, it hurts! I'm in pain!'

I asked 'Are you certain 

the cause of your hurtiin' 

is what I'm insertin'?'

The answer she gave

Was one I'll take to my grave 

It wasn't the answer

For which I had a crave

Her answer was 'No

I was lying on top of the remote, you know

Now I'm sure I don't like you, and oh

I wish you would go!'