Hear the tale of a gal named Kitty
Who everyone knows is so pretty
She didn't care for the standard of living
That the small town she lived in was giving
Desired to live in a different city
So the gal named Kitty who's so pretty
Moved to Virginia City
Virginia City, Nevada
Got a job, never worked harder
Now, she charges a lot for her kitty
That's a joke, do you get it?
If you don't get the joke, then forget it
Kitty, who's the good looker
Works in Nevada where it's legal, as a hooker
Want Kitty? She charges $500/hr just to pet it!