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You gotta read this!
Hello! I've got some news for you
Small or big
Tiny or gigantic
In all 50 states
From Pacific to Atlantic
Or let me be more specific
From the Atlantic to the Pacific
In every coastal state
And every one in between
This news is really great
Must be read, if not seen
If I'm to be believable
This news is unbelievable!
Stupendous! Momentous!
Any lady and gent, us
As a hole, should know
I'm referring to a part
A part of the whole
When I say a hole
I'm only having fun
Are you an a hole?
I certainly am one!
It's something I can't hide
Kept hidden for so long
I know the time is right
To right this awful wrong
You ready for the news?
Can no longer hold it back
I must tell you right away
Or have a heart attack!
The breaking news today...
Can't hold it back! Cannot!
What was I going to say?
Oh shit I forgot...
Oh well, have a nice day!
