About the hippopotamus, partially

I don't have the exact quote 

But I'm sure that someone wrote

About the hippopotamus 

And why we love them

Love them top to bottomus

 

Hippos, they live in the wild

When they are young, a hippo child

This may not be apparent 

But a hippo child has a parent

To help them find their way

 

Whether it's the hippomomomus

Or the hippopopomus

Raising a hippochildomus 

Can bring a lots of joysomus

It's also so much funumus 

Plan a trip to ToysRUs

You'll want to spend the day!

 

What's that you say?

There's no more ToysRUs stores 

In the USA?

Why wasn't informedomus?

Uh...I mean informedofthus?

I mean informed of this?

 

If you feel the need to laugh 

Take it up with Geoffrey the Giraffe

What's that?

Geoffrey the Giraffe was laid off?

He was caught necking with the staff?

This is outrageous!

Why, imo, giraffes should be kept in cages

Unlike the hippopotamus

 

I knew a hippopotamus 

Who fell on the floorhemus 

Must have broke his hiphemus 

Now must have hip replacement surgery

Or should I say hippohipreplacementus?

 

What's that?

You think that was a stupid thing to say?

You want a fat lippo?

Talk to the hippo!

 

PS: In case you weren't aware 

ToysRUs is still around 

Now operating within Macy's stores

Continuing to provide joysRUs

For all the girlsandboysRUs

 

 

 

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