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Unpompous Gus
There once was a man named Gus
Who never wanted to make a fuss
When told it would be easier by far
To get to work by car
Gus said 'That's ok, I'll take the bus!'
People thought Gus had no brain
Some even thought him insane
Was told by Judge Judy
'Gus, don't call it pee
When I know for a fact it is rain!'
