Omg! I'm so upset
Here's the reason why
I saw the message on my phone
I think I'm gonna die
My daughter sent a text to me
It's here in black and white
She said her husband's left
She thought that he was right
I know they've had their differences
I know they'd sometimes fight
I don't understand one thing
Why would she think he's right?
I'm gonna have to call her
My support right now is critical
Hold on..I just heard from her
Their differences? Political!
Her husband didn't leave her
Read her text wrong, that's right
She used 'left' meaning liberal
Conservative means 'right'
Should not have gotten so upset
Should know 'This too shall pass'
Though if you're too far left or too far right
You're still a pain in the ass!