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Mr Ed, need to talk
Remember Mr Ed, the talking horse?
If you don't, I'm sorry, your loss
He was amazing
A horse who needs praising
A horse who could talk? Of course!
One day Wilbur, who was Mr Ed's owner
Called him, said 'The reason I phone ya
I left you your meal
You know how bad I feel?
You didn't touch it
After all the love I shown ya'
For Mr Ed, there was no turning back
He made what he thought a wisecrack
Said 'That feed you give tastes like shit
I am fed up with it
You asked for it? Here's your feed-back!'
