My wife, an online contest she enter
She won! You know where they sent her?
We both got to go
Visit the studio
Of the Today show in Rockefeller Center!
When we got there, we met Al Roker
I tell ya, that man's such a joker
Told me 'Your wife's got a great behind
Would you terribly mind
If, with a stick, I'd poke her?'
I said 'Al Roker, get your act together!
Like whips and chains? You into leather?
You feel using a stick to poke my wife
Is the most important thing in your life?
Stick it! Stick with doing the weather!'