Whale, whale, whale
A fascinating tale
About a beluga whale
'The Whale Who Went AWOL'
That must've been his goal
He didn't have the adaptive capacity
To adapt to his captivity
His name is Hvaldimir
Must've said 'What am I doing here?
Being in captivity has taken a toll
I need to feel I'm in control
It's time for me to take a stroll'
So he went AWOL
Became a global celebrity
And like many a global celebrity
Is now free to lead a life of moral depravity
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/14/magazine/hvaldimir-whale.html