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My neighbors are Nancy and Mike

A couple I want to like 

But they argue quite a bit

I wish that they would quit

'Cause when they do, my blood pressure will spike

I told my neighbors Nancy and Mike

About why my blood pressure will spike

They said nothing, just stood there

They didn't seem to care

Then they both told me I should take a hike

I'm not the type of man, see

I don't think that I can, see

Get violent, but when I think of it

There's no reason I should take their shit

Should I resort to striking Mike and Nancy?

I've given some thought to Mike and Nancy

Should I hit them? Make them understand, see?

Now that I've calmed down a bit

I've decided against doing it

It strikes me striking Mike and Nancy doesn't strike my fancy