My wife I cannot understand
She loves Barbra Streisand, man
You can't find a bigger fan
Maybe if you looked you can
Find one in Afghanistan
For her birthday
Got the book
Streisands' autobiography
Thought she'd like it, though I see
She can't stand it, omg
She says 'Look, that book enrages
It has far too many pages
I could be wrong
It's almost as long
As the time known as The Middle Ages!'