We told you honey
You already know
You may be ready
But, no, can't, no
Can't let you
Play chess with those sports shoes
You can wear something else
But you can't wear those sports shoes
You're a fine player
And you're Dutch
Yes, we like you very much
We'll let you do anything you want
You can move your pawn 'en passant'*
But sorry
You can't be wearin' sports shoes
You can wear something else
But you can't wear those sports shoes
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/28/world/asia/chess-fine-shoes-kazarian.html