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Is Stopaskdoxy right for you?
You've seen the ads, they're all over the internet and TV. Ads for a new drug.
One that might be the answer to whatever your problem is.
All these ads include the same three words 'Ask your doctor'.
Well, the doctors aren't thrilled with that. What can they tell a patient who asks about this drug? Chances are the doctor has never heard of it and wouldn't be able to tell you if you should take it or not. Complaints from doctors to the pharmaceutical industry have skyrocketed.
Big Pharma has come up with an answer. Stopaskdoxy. Stopaskdoxy is a medication given to those people who will see the ads for a new drug that will tell them to ask their doctor, and they will. Stopaskdoxy is designed to stop them from asking their doctors about it. The ads have just started running.
There's a slight problem that has yet to be resolved, however. People who would normally ask their doctor about Stopaskdoxy are not since that would defeat the purpose of Stopaskdoxy, which is to stop people from asking their doctors about these new drugs, which unfortunately includes Stopaskdoxy!
How can this problem be resolved? Whatever you do, don't ask your doctor!
