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I know a gal Elise

She is kind of short

She's married to a lovely guy

By the name of Mort

They always have a fight

At this time of year

You might have a hard time believing 

What you're about to hear

Mort's mom is Hispanic

So everyone will say 

'Feliz Navidad!'  to her

Up to Christmas Day

Everyone except Elise

Who, for a reason of her choosing

Refuses to say those words to her

'Merry Christmas' are the words she's using

This would get Mort upset

An argument would become a fight

Until Mort finally realized

Elise is not too bright

Now, Mort understands the reason

Why Elise acts that way this season

His mom's not a Navidad, um..

His mom's, um.., a Navimom!

Today, everyone is happy

Both Elise and Mort are glad

They want to wish everyone who reads this

The best 'Feliz Navimom!' they ever had!