India has an app for everything
Even a fetus in the womb
The app, it sounds so great
Lets you communicate
Your unborn child tells you
when they'll consume
Talk to your fetus
Never leave it be
Bother it with every small detail
When your babies born
You should be prepared
He or she will hate you without fail
'You cannot live without this app' they say
Don't you want your child to be a dream?
This app is not a dream
It's not as it may seem
Ripping people off
Makes me want to scream!
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/16/world/asia/india-baby-apps-garbh-sanskar.htm