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You’re gonna relish this
Know a German fellow named Heinz
Who always complains and whines
Owns a company, he's the boss
Though he's at a loss
To figure why every employee resigns
What was this problem about?
Heinz needed to figure it out
Could it be the pay?
No, it's the way
You speak to them, stop being a sour Kraut!
There was a race between the mustard and ketchup
The results made the mustard throw up
Even though he and everyone should know
The ketchup's so slow
He fell behind and he couldn't 'ketchup'!
Brent is a young man I know
Who enjoys going to a ho
He'll say 'Don't need to ask twice
A ho is so nice
But I think I'm getting screwed though'
'Omg, the money I've spent!
Came in slow, how fast out it went
Guess I'm easily persuaded
Another way that's stated
How easily I'm 'conned I meant'
