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Here's the story of a chicken who wasn't chicken

This chicken was very brave

From when he was born all the way to his grave, he

Was very courageous, the other chickens

Thought his behavior outrageous 

It started right after he got laid

He showed that he was not afraid

He wasn't out of his Mom a minute

When he declared 'I'm in it to win it!'

If you know chickens, they don't really fly

But that was unacceptable to this little guy

He said 'We don't have an arm, we have a wing

Do I have to explain everything?

C'mon you guys, you got me cryin' 

Some of you ain't even tryin'

C'mon! Wings are made for flyin'!'

The other chickens, they got annoyed

This brave chicken, they would avoid 

If he wanted to make a date with a hen

She'd say 'I'm busy, call again'

They must've thought though he a cock, he

Was acting a little bit too cocky

I don't think these hens had taste 

But this chicken had no time to waste

He realized his time was short

When a truck came one day 

And he was bought

Unfortunately, omg

He became a lunch special at KFC

To this poem I'll add a coda

He came with fries and a soda

And so his life was now complete 

Yet he was so damn good to eat!

Even though he was a rooster

I am still his biggest booster

Now I will say RIP

Rest in pieces you will be

16 pieces in a bucket 

You don't like it?

You can f**k it!