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Look for the Union label
Know it's none of my business
As we get close to Xmas
He's nowhere in sight
Hope he's all right
Wonder where the hell is Santa, man?
Heard from him on Thanksgiving
He said 'Surprised I'm still livng
They've threatened my life
Called up my wife
Told her she would soon be a widow, man'
'Ever since the elves have joined a union
Things are not the way they used to be
Will they go on strike? Keep it tuned in
That's life under Local 83'
'Everything's negotiated
If not, it's arbitrated
But I should be fine
The contract I'll sign
Promised I'll never cross a picket line'
