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Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday

Which is not celebrated just one day

It lasts for eight days and nights

Each night you light another light

On the menorah 

I used to light the menorah

But I don't do it anymore, uh

Let me explain

Lighting it is not a pain 

My menorah is electric

Lighting it is pretty quick

All I need to do is turn it on

But I don't want to turn it on

Why? Because I'm not gay

I'm sorry, was not born that way

I'm not one of those Jews

Who feels he must choose

Between the men or ah...

The women! 
 

Though there's nothing wrong with being gay

I'd rather turn on the women any day

That is all I have to say

Have a happy holiday!