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Send your best to Lou
I have a friend named Lou
He's been feeling kinda blue
He broke his hip when he fell on the floor
Now he can't walk so good anymore
If that happened to you, you'd be blue too
Lou's been praying for some help from above
Finally went to see a Doctor Love
Dr Love is very patient and mellow
But he's rather a peculiar fellow
Lou said he went to his appointment
But it turned out a big disappointment
Every time that Lou spoke
Dr Love would laugh, like it was a joke
Lou said 'Dr Love, he makes me delirious
Nothing I say he takes serious
He even starts laughing when I say hello
Does he think I'm so funny like Lou Costello?'
I told him 'Doctor Love is a quack
Tell him you won't be coming back
You need help for your broken pelvis
What you need to do is see Dr Elvis'
'Dr Elvis won't laugh like you're Lou Costello
He's a very serious fellow
He's well respected, a doc in good standing
A broken pelvis? What's so funny?
He's about giving you peace, not like Love, and understanding!'
