I just heard the news today
Charles T Munger passed away
He had aged like a fine wine
Passed away at 99
Who is this man of whom you speak?
Come, let us take a peek
'Much more than Warren Buffett's No.2'
I'm not sure if that is true
If I was a family menber
I would want to remember
To hire a lawyer and sue the NY Times
Why? They've committed no crimes
Of course they have, libel you see
Libel in the first degree
Please don't disagree with me
It's libel, what else can it be?
'Warren Buffett's No. 2?'
Can not believe it! OMG!
We know No. 1 is pee
What does that make No. 2??
You don't have to say it
I'm sure you know it well
If you don't, here's a hint
It's brown, has a bad smell!
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/28/business/charles-t-munger-dead.html