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Sleeping with dogs, no lie
My friends think I'm very sick, see
But it doesn't bother me
Don't think that it's wrong
Not been doing it long
Doing what?
Having sex with my dog, who's now 3
Here's the thing I don't get
Why are my friends so upset?
Do they have so much rage
Because they think my dog's underage?
I wish they wouldn't fret
I'm having lots of fun
Am not hurting anyone
I sure love my beagle
I'm sure it's not illegal
In dog years, 3 is 21!
