He’s a Dane, great

There is a young man named Wayne

Suffering with severe neck strain 

How is Wayne copin'?

Does he spend his days mopin'?

Somebody needs to explain

 

Fortunately for Wayne

He happens to be a Dane

To treat what's attached to his noggin

The way he's Copen-hagen!

Häagen-Dazs wonders for his pain!

 

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