I know someone named Pam
Who in many ways is like I am
Would like to get to know her
And maybe I could show her
Not all men are 'Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!'
Pam has made one thing clear
She obviously wants all to hear
When it comes to having sex
This is something she rejects
It's like 'Men, don't you dare come near'
Pam has the right to feel that way
Here's what I'd like to say
The following is true
I want to have sex, I do
Sex can be a beautiful thing, ok?
I'll tell you straight up how I'm feeling
My thoughts on it I won't be concealing
Do you know Marvin Gaye?
Hear what he had to say
Sometimes we all need sexual healing!