Stop the presses! Breaking news appears!
Joe Biden confused Taylor Swift with Britney Spears!
This is just awful, it confirms our worst fears
Joe Biden confused Taylor Swift with Britney Spears!
It's said GOP leaders are rejoicing
Although publicly none of them could be reached
Privately, these are the views they've been voicing
'We don't have a choice. Biden must be impeached!'
Forget about the Middle East
Forget about this vale of tears
They don't matter in the least
It's the biggest story in years!
Much bigger than it appears!
Joe Biden confused Taylor Swift with Britney Spears!!