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Think he’ll be back for this?
I know a man named Herman
Who's married to Inga, a German
Every year as winter approaches
Their house is overrun by roaches
And other types of vermin
Herman said to Inga his wife
'These vermin are causing such strife
Hope you'll agree
Need someone ASAP
To remove them from our life!'
'Let's look for someone on Yelp!'
Inga said 'Has your brain turned to kelp?
Them I don't like to use
Can't believe the reviews
Think of somebody else who could help'
'How about Arnold Schwarzenegger?'
Inga said 'Are you pulling my leg, huh?
What does he know?
The answer is no'
'We need him! Gotta get him!' Herman beg her
'To rid ourselves of these vermin's our desire
Arnold's got the experience we require
Who would be greater
Than an 'ex-terminator'?
He's the perfect person to hire!'
