Think he’ll be back for this?

I know a man named Herman 

Who's married to Inga, a German 

Every year as winter approaches 

Their house is overrun by roaches 

And other types of vermin

 

Herman said to Inga his wife 

'These vermin are causing such strife

Hope you'll agree

Need someone ASAP

To remove them from our life!'

 

'Let's look for someone on Yelp!'

Inga said 'Has your brain turned to kelp?

Them I don't like to use

Can't believe the reviews 

Think of somebody else who could help'

 

'How about Arnold Schwarzenegger?'

Inga said 'Are you pulling my leg, huh?

What does he know?

The answer is no'

'We need him! Gotta get him!' Herman beg her

 

'To rid ourselves of these vermin's our desire

Arnold's got the experience we require 

Who would be greater 

Than an 'ex-terminator'?

He's the perfect person to hire!'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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