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I know a gal named Claire

Who has a gorgeous pair

When she goes anywhere

The men will drool and stare

I know a guy named Bart

Who's life was falling apart 

A picture of despair

He simply didn't care

The day that he met Claire

Was like he was walking on air

He said 'My name is Bart

Claire, you won my heart'

From that day they never part

A happy ending for Claire and Bart

Each night Claire let Bart stroke her hair

Though he'd prefer to stroke her pair

Said 'Bart, won't let you stroke my pair

Here's a suggestion instead 

Eat a Bartlett pear

Don't get any on the bed!'

You think Bart is frustrated

About not stroking her pair?

Yes, he was aggravated 

So he hired an au pair 

She comes when Claire's not there!

Ooo la la!