Read about a fellow named Dyer
Was a member of the local church choir
He really loved to drink
Doctor told his wife he had cirrhosis, but I think
The doctor who said that is a liar
Why do I think the doctor's a liar?
Because of something no one can deny, er..
His wife, what kind of story the doctor give her?
You get cirrhosis of the liver
How could he get cirrhosis of the liver?
He was a Dyer!