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Not my brother, but heavy
When we met, I was 21
A young man looking for fun
I knew when I met her
Could never forget her
Though she must've weighed close to a ton
Hit her with my car
That's how I found her
Isn't that going too far?
Didn't have enough gas to go around her!
In CVS, she got on a scale
The kind where you pay a dime
A card came out, she started to wail
The card said 'Please, one at a time!'
When we left the store
I had to state
Can't take it anymore!
There's more?
No, don't need to weight
Wait
I mean wait
No more.
