A young lady had made an appointment
With a doctor so he could prescribe some ointment
But when the day came to go
She was feeling so low
She didn't show, what a disappointment
The doctor, he moaned and he groaned
'She made an appointment but now it's postponed?
She did not do the right thing
I require that in writing!
This behavior cannot be condoned!'
This story, it has a moral
If with your doctor, you don't want to quarrel
Don't dare miss your appointment
Dat's a big dis-appointment
Tell dem in writing, not just oral!