Once dated a gal named Ali
Who suffered from PTSD
She'd recoil at my touch
And would cry so much
I called her the bawling Ali
Miss Ali, I really did like her
I thought I could outpsyche her
To stop her from crying
I thought I'd be trying
Something, thought I would strike her
I started to strike her each night
At first she put up a fight
But eventually
After it cured her PTSD
She admitted to me I was right
Though we broke up, was clear to me
Since she was a bawling Ali
A bawling Ali? Want to strike!
I thought it was something she'd like
But I was wrong as could be
Hit a woman? No! I don't dare
Though for her, I really did care
I regret that I struck her
But you know what? F**k her
I should have just gone for the spare